Disney

Today in news that shouldn’t be news: eight grandkids of Walt & Roy Disney have come out in support of Bob Iger in his battle with Nelson Peltz. Why does Business Insider care? Who the hell knows, but they’ve given them glowing biographies including quoting Abigail Disney’s spurious claim that “she and her siblings grew up upper middle class before Disney’s stock price skyrocketed.”

Wow! That totally qualifies her to step into this fray.

Let’s see. On one hand, we have a 134 slide presentation with financials and concrete plans. And on the other, we have eight grandchildren rambling on about movie villains. Appeal to emotion, anyone?